Who is Dr. Shadi Abu Manshar?

My mother gave birth to me on the clothesline, and one of my greatest hobbies is carrying the laundry basket, and waiting for it to dry...I love to dance and sing especially folklore songs as it allows me to shake my hips... I adore colorful things... I get really shy when people look at me, especially girls, as they don’t know I am in a committed relation with washing tongs... I forget a lot, which makes a lot of mess and I love it that way ..I never manage to stand still and quiet... I want to make children laugh together with my chicken companion, Husni, who is always with me so I don't feel lonely.